BadBoy Jenvey Offers Out Keyboard Warriors of the World, and the Police!

Yeah, so strange things have been happening around the good ship Jenvey. I have been getting calls from the police in the middle of the night requesting that I provide them with cups of tea, jaffa cakes and custard creams, which is fine with me. I did have to let them know however, that if they want coffee, they will have to provide it themselves.

I have also been given death threat warnings from my good friend Matt Clarke of IMBO mtb. I took it all in my stride however and thought, 'woe woe woe, hardcore Matt, are you sure that is the right thing to do when working as a subbie for the police?' haha. Nah it's all good, I just have to laugh at little fluffy baa lambs trying to be big bad wolves.

Additionally, I have continued to fight the good fight against the keyboard warriors and telephone tough guys that seem intent on making my life Hell.

Fortunately for me, I enjoy being in Hell, I enjoy confrontation, and I love fighting.

Fight fight fight, and then go to the pub for a couple of pints after, where you then can count how many teeth you have left haha.

After realising how much I love fighting compared to MTB, a brainwave occurred in my mind and led to me formulating a really good idea, which would be for me to broadcast my street fights on youtube for all my loyal fans.

Here is my phone number to arrange a fight with the Jenvey Monster: 07792518433

Here is my address:
23 Sandstone Avenue
Rednal
Birmingham
B45 9YF

Here is my email:
[email protected]