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Anon is a Logical Actuary who dedicates his entire professional life to calculating risk. He thinks he is building an empire with Vanessa, an Ambitious Real Estate Agent. He thinks his future is secure until she starts watching TikTok "relationship coaches" and slams a hostile prenuptial agreement on the granite counter. She demands an absurd "Infidelity Penalty" that would strip him of his house, half his pre-marital retirement accounts, and $6,000 a month in alimony if he is caught engaging in "inappropriate digital communication".

That was her first mistake.

Now, Anon has decided to use his skills to draft an airtight, cold-blooded masterpiece of malicious compliance. Treating the marriage like a corporate merger, he counters with a "Maintenance of Physical Assets" weight clause, stating she will lose all financial support if her weight fluctuates beyond a 15% threshold due to lifestyle choices. He also adds a "Domestic Peace Clause" that penalizes her marital estate percentage for screaming over 80 decibels in the home. Watch as a TikTok-influenced fiancée realizes she just handed a biased risk-assessment contract to a professional risk assessor , completely panicking and begging to drop the prenup while he executes his exit strategy and walks out the door forever.

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