"Miss Vanjie Baby" by Jackie Beat

Drag legend and queen of the parodies JACKIE BEAT takes on the queen of the memes, RuPaul's Drag Race Season 10 first-to-go MISS VANJIE, with her version of Helen Reddy's 1974 hit "Angie Baby."

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VANJIE BABY
 
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo
Was named by her drag mom
I read that it came from The Little Mermaid
But the fan-sites might be wrong
 
Tucked her junk & beat her face
For the show they call Drag Race
Tens across the board, Vanjie Baby
 
She did Drag on a Dime with a hot glue gun
And she looked like a hot messRu wasn’t thrilled, Ross rolled his eyes
And Michelle was unimpressedVanjie girl, prepare to fightIt’s time to lip-sych for your lifeAnd don’t fuck it up, Vanjie baby
 
Vanjie baby, you’re a Banjee LadyLookin’ like a flower-covered ballPoor baby
 
The song she had to lip synch to was Ain’t No Other ManBut there was another man on the stage that night
Named Kalorie KarbdashianThey worked the room for phantom tips
It’s really hard to move your lipsBut you seemed to know all the words, Vanjie baby
 
When the lip-synch was done and the song faded outIt was RuPaul’s time to chooseShe looked at Vanjie then at KalorieKnowing one girl would have to lose
It could have gone down either way
‘Cause both of them were just okay
Is that a shady thing to say?They closed their eyes they both prayedTo hear “Shante’ you stay”
 
What happened next is no mystery
Miss Vanjie sashayed away
But before she went, the bitch stopped on stage
‘Cause she had something to say
 
Now it’s one of the most famous lines
She said her name real slow three timesTalk about a brilliant move, Vanjie Baby
Vanjie baby, you don’t have to thank meDon’t you worry there’s always All-Stars 4Well, maybe
Vanjie baby, Vanjie baby, Vanjie baby
Miss Vanjie, Miss Vanjie, Miss… VANJIE!