All I Want For Christmas Is U

In late 2014, younger me wrote a parody of All I Want For Christmas Is You about wanting a Wii U.
Well, younger me...you're welcome.

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Lyrics

I don't want a lot for Christmas
I don't really feel so keen
But I just keep on staring at the
GamePad with the shiny screen

A great console you are still
Just be mine and then you will
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas...

...is a Wii U.

All your games are wondrous products
They're so good that I won't bash
(And) I could play sports with my family
or just fight my friends in Smash

I can bounce through jungles, forests,
Visit an amusement park
Go on dangerous, cool adventures
Or go karting in the dark

I just want you for my own
Since release 2 years ago
All that still holds true
All I want for Christmas is U
(Wii U, baby)

I won't ask for much this Christmas
Don't throw much into the mix
(But) my Wii has been sitting on the
shelf since year 2006

Broken card slots are frustrating
No online means no more fun
I should really upgrade by now
And you are the perfect one

I might find you overnight
Staring at your power light
It's been overdue
All I want for Christmas is U

(Wii U, baby)

(Ooh) The controller lights
so brightly everywhere
(Your batteries are dead!)

And the sound of 3D World
rings through the air

And everyone is saying
"This game is so worth playing"
Santa, won't you bring me the one that I assume
can play my games from the comfort of my bathroom?

Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
But this thing's been on my mind
Asymmetric gameplay is the
most creative of its kind

All my wishes went downslope
But I never gave up hope
That they might come true
All I want for Christmas is U

(Wii U, baby)

All I want for Christmas is U

(Wii U, baby)

All I want for Christmas is U

(Wii U, baby)

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