He's Homsar

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"He's Homsar" by Ultraklystron, with a Homsar tribute video. Homsar is copyright The Brothers Chaps, and the song copyright Ultraklystron.

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Lyrics:
People say he's not that bright
But I think he seems all right
He may not be very fast
But they save the best for last

Can't be killed by a Heavy Lourde
Can't be killed by a brand-new Ford
Can't draw consummate V's
Probably doesn't know majesty, but

He's Homsar, a song from the sixties
He was raised by a cup of coffee
Claims to be tall as a million ladies
Doesn't know when The Jeffersons is starting
He's Homsar, he's hugging all the trees
Always calls potato chips hot wings
When you watch as his jengaship is sinking,
No one knows what he's really thinking

He is the sight to behold
He will do as he is told
He is always on the scene
Especially on Halloween

He's got a Nokia Phone SugarStage
Likes to sit around and get real paid
Strong Bad would like to hit him with a hammer
Homsar would just like to meet Kelsey Grammer

Homsar, a song from the sixties
He was raised by a cup of coffee
Claims to be tall as a million ladies
Doesn't know when The Jeffersons is starting
He's Homsar, he's hugging all the trees
Always calls potato chips hot wings
When you watch as his jengaship is sinking,
No one knows what he's really thinking

Homsar, a song from the sixties
He was raised by a cup of coffee
Claims to be tall as a million ladies
Doesn't know when The Jeffersons is starting
He's Homsar, he's hugging all the trees
Always calls potato chips hot wings
When you watch as his jengaship is sinking,
No one knows what he's really thinking


Thanks to T3H CH3K7 888 for helping with the lyrics.