Hijack the pope mobile

The pope went in to Dublin on a big Italian plane
Collecting for the chapels and the Vatican
The nuns had plastic buckets and the priests had empty tins
And the Catholics had to stand and put their giro money in

Alter boys with candles and plastic rosary beads
And drank so much communion wine and all went off their heads
The Pope said "Thanks my children for giving me your doe"
But all the time we were there the boys of Sandy Row

We hijacked the Pope mobile painted it Red White and Blue
We took it to Derry's wall's and up the Shankill too
We took it to Sandy Row to see King Billy on his horse
Where he knelt and kissed King Billy's feet and the Horses arse

Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah
And we sent him back to Rome

Arriving back in Italy he complained a feeling poor
So listen for a doctor to try and find a cure
He quickly found the problem and cure was diagnosed
He had to have his nookie or become the holy ghost

As he lay on his single bed his cardinals did explain
You got to get your the smoke will rise again
"I'll do it" said the papa in fact and flue to bits
But she must be blind deaf and dumb with a great big pair of tits

We hijacked the Pope mobile painted it Red White and Blue
We took it to Derry's wall's and up the Shankill too
We took it to Sandy Row to see King Billy on his horse
Where he knelt and kissed King Billy's feet and the Horses arse

Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah
And we sent him back to Rome

Now the bird she was a cracker of that there was ne douts
Black stockings and suspensors and kinky leather boots
But he couldnae get a hard on in fact he felt the fool
Which proves if you don't play the game don't make the bloody rules

Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah
And we sent him back to Rome

Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah
And we sent him back to Rome

Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah
Glory Glory Hallelujah
And we sent him back to Rome