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From the backwoods of the Rifted Ridge to the interdimensional taproom of the Omniverse, one beverage has bridged timelines, kindled alliances, and possibly disrupted a few temporal treaties: Rift Lager.

Brewed in the only known still-operating fermentation silo atop a Class-3 timeline breach, Rift Lager is the preferred drink of time jumpers, dimension hoppers, and quantum repair techs who just need a minute.

This commercial was recovered from an unstable analog broadcast near a collapsing barn in Reality Cluster 7B. It has been partially stabilized for your enjoyment.

Tasting Notes:
• Hints of pine, fermented probability, and bootstrap paradox.
• Best served chilled and slightly vibrating.
• Not OFDA approved. Or temporally certified. Or particularly stable.

Taglines to Remember:
“Brewed Where Banjos Echo Forever.”
“I Got Rift Lager… On My Timeline!”

Now available at authorized anomaly stations.
Please drink responsibly. Especially around wormholes.