CJ SUPERCUT (REGINALD PERRIN)

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"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without knowing a favorable report when I read one."

(0:09)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without being a real winner when I see one."

(0:29)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by waffling. Never use two words where one will do. That's my motto; that's my axiom."

(0:42)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without learning how to handle people. I give them a warning shot across the bows, but I don't let them realize I'm giving them a warning shot across the bows."

(0:56)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without learning how to compromise."

(1:00)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... biting people in the changing room."

(1:11)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by saying 'ear-wig' instead of 'thank-you'."

(1:14)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without having a little Champagne, not too much, just enough."

(1:19)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... talking about Dutch parking meter disease."

(1:22)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... shaking hands with the person on my right."

(1:27)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without getting letters from cranks."

(1:33)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without making enemies."

(1:37)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... wondering what life is all about."

(1:41)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by thinking."

(1:43)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by knowing the difference between one foreign country and another."

(1:47)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without knowing there's no fun in getting to where I am today."

(1:57)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without naming it 'The Reginald Perrin Memorial Foundation'."

(2:07)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... trusting the easy chairs."

(2:10)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by having lipstick on my face."

(2:12)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... posing as my long lost friend from the Argentine."

(2:15)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... caring about people."

(2:18)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by making room for broken reeds, lame ducks or stool-pigeons."

(2:23)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... indulging in hanky-panky."

(2:26)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without recognizing a front when I see one."

(2:30)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without recognizing another front."

(2:37)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by having two black eyes."

(2:42)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by telling the truth."

(2:52)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without knowing a slight wobble when I enter one."

(2:59)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without recognizing _REGGIE PERRIN_!!"

(3:01)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without knowing Grot would be a success."

(3:05)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without recognizing another slight wobble when I see one."

(3:22)
"I DIDN'T GET to WHERE you are TODAY... without knowing the night is darkest before the storm."

(3:25)
"I DIDN'T GET to WHERE you are TODAY... without being a bit of a stickler for offices."

(3:30)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without recognizing promising in-roads when I see them."

(3:33)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without recognizing a completely useless machine when I see one."

(3:40)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by serving Welsh people."

(3:46)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by (calling the new shop) Grot Fabriken Rubbish Haus."

(3:50)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by being nice."

(3:53)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without recognizing a rib-tickling play on words when I hear one."

(3:57)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by having green frogs thrust down my crotch."

(4:01)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by listening to married couples squabble like children."

(4:07)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by learning about the 'them-and-us' situation that bedevils British industry so tragically."

(4:17)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... without recognizing "Success City, Arizona" when I see it."

(4:31)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by tearing money into small pieces."

(4:35)
"I DIDN'T gurgle WHERE I AM todurgle_... without recognizing a _murgle that looks like snow when I see you one."

(4:40)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by playing mothers and fathers."

(4:43)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by looking a gift-horse in the mouth or by going down with a sinking ship."

(4:47)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by tasting liquid that's only been tested on pencils."

(5:00)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by one thing above all other things I didn't get to where I am today, I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY by being disguised as half a compost heap."

(5:07)
"I DIDN'T GET WHERE I AM TODAY... by everything smelling like a Bolivian unicyclists' jock-strap."

JOHN BARRON
SUNSHINE DESSERTS
FALL AND RISE OF REGINALD PERRIN
DAVID NOBBS
LEONARD ROSSITER
STANLEY KUBRICK