Big-O notation | Technician programmer's song | AI-generated

Programmer's song, fully AI-generated

Big O Notation (Complexity Family)

[*Funky wah-wah guitar intro with a strong bassline*]

Verse 1
Yo, listen up, let me tell you 'bout the family
Big O notation, complexity royalty
On these streets of algorithms we play it cool
First rule of the business: time complexity rules
Got arrays to sort? Decisions to make?
Better know your runtime, for goodness sake
(Hey, hey!)

Pre-Chorus
(Smooth backing vocals: *"O-oh of n... O-oh of n..."*)

Chorus
(With brass section hits)
O(1) is constant time, straight to the point
Like hittin' up the target right there at the joint
O(log n) binary search, divide and rule
If you ain't using this, you playing the fool
O(n) linear time, one by one
Like counting all the families under Brooklyn's sun
(Yeah, yeah!)

Verse 2
Now listen closely, this ain't no fairy tale
When your code runs slow, somebody's gonna bail
O(n²) bubble sort, that's rookie stuff
In these streets of data, that ain't good enough
Quick sort, merge sort, that's how we roll
O(n log n), now that's the way to go
(Watch it now!)

[*Funky guitar solo*]

Bridge
(Spoken in a Godfather-style voice)
"Let me make you an offer you can't refuse...
Use the right algorithm, or your program sleeps with the bugs"

Verse 3
O(2ⁿ) exponential time, that's bad news
Like starting a war that you're gonna lose
If you're writing code that runs that slow
The family's gonna make sure you've got to go
Keep it efficient, keep it clean
Or the Performance Don's gonna make a scene
(You dig?)

Final Chorus
(With increased intensity)
O(1) is constant time, straight to the point
Like hittin' up the target right there at the joint
O(log n) binary search, divide and rule
If you ain't using this, you playing the fool
O(n) linear time, one by one
Like counting all the families under Brooklyn's sun

Outro
(Smooth spoken word with fading funk guitar)
"Remember kid, in this family, we optimize...
'Cause time complexity... it's nothing personal...
It's strictly business..."