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Be Gay, Do Drugs, Hail Satan MCSR parody by ME

Lyrics:
I showed up to ranked with hope in my stomach
The teacher was rocking a really bad hairline
And a grimace that told me I’d never reach diamond
That the stronghold and dragon would send me to coal

Some kid down in iron, between the games starting
Shared with me how he made really good elo
The advice that he gave me was written on paper
Passed between him and another top player
Six simple words

Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes
Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes
Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes
Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes

Couriway asked me how I had reached gold yet
I turned it around from a dunce to a genius
He wondered if I had been bribing the admins
Or copying routes from Skycrab and v_strid

I told him that I had reached gold in my own way
With Blazebeds and spawns and the boys in elo hell
Ahead of my peers and I’m writing a guideline
It’ll be the best one that you ever did read and it’s
Six simple words

Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes
Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes
The nether fort is full of luck
Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes

The Coals and Irons gathered in a circle
PB’s 15:06, and I’ve had a good run
My student, he hovers around to my bedside
He asks if I have any words of advice for him
And I do, “Listen in closely”
Come on in close, I’ll speak it softly”

Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes
Be fast, drop rates, hail Blazes
The nether fort is full of luck
Be fast, drop rates, and hail,
hail Blazes