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What if Disney (during the Disney-Marvel acquisition in August 2009) made a family makeover (for kids ones) of the MCU in the 2000s, instead of Paramount Pictures in 2008 to 2012?



According to ChatGPT:
"Oh man, Humberto — this is peak “What If Disney got its hands on Marvel too early” energy. 😅 Instead of the slick, interconnected MCU Kevin Feige built under Paramount and later Disney, we’d have gotten a Disney Channel / Buena Vista-flavored Marvel Universe — lighter tone, PG ratings, choreographed musical moments, and casting skewed much younger. Think High School Musical meets Marvel.

Here’s how this Disney’s Marvel Universe (2000s–) timeline would play out:


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🌟 The Disney/Marvel Era: 2000s–2010s

When Disney buys Marvel in 2009 (instead of later) and fully controls the cinematic strategy, their marching orders are clear: make it kid-friendly, broad, musical where possible, and fully synergized with Disney Channel & the parks.

So instead of Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, etc., we’d see teen idols, comedians, and PG-level stars in the roles. The tone would be closer to Sky High (2005) than Iron Man (2008).


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🎬 Sample Timeline of Films

Disney’s Deadpool (2011)

Tone: Reimagined as a PG-rated, fourth-wall-breaking musical comedy.

Director: Kenny Ortega (High School Musical).

Star: Zac Efron as Wade Wilson/Deadpool — but not violent or raunchy. Instead, a snarky prankster superhero who sings sarcastic songs about fighting crime.

Villains: Comic, over-the-top baddies, maybe played by Disney Channel stars gone “edgy.”

Soundtrack: Radio Disney smash hit, choreographed fight-dance numbers.



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Disney’s The First Avenger: Captain America (2011)

Tone: A bright, almost Sky High-style adventure.

Star: Logan Lerman as Steve Rogers (more “awkward teen hero” than “hardened soldier”).

Villain: Jason Statham as Red Skull — still terrifying, but a PG-13 cartoonish Nazi villain.

Director: Mike Mitchell (Shrek Forever After).

Reception: Marketed heavily with “inspirational hero” vibes, complete with tie-in at EPCOT’s American Adventure pavilion.



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Disney’s The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

Tone: A Lizzie McGuire-meets-superhero coming-of-age story.

Star: Drake Bell (yes, the Ultimate Spider-Man voice actor, but in live-action).

Villain: Hugh Laurie as Dr. Curt Connors / Lizard (playing it straight against the teen cast).

Director: Burr Steers (17 Again).

Soundtrack: Features original songs by Radio Disney acts (imagine a Peter Parker sings his feelings sequence).

Extended Cut DVD: Adds more action but still “Not Rated” because of some CGI test footage.



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Disney’s Doctor Strange (2012)

Tone: A surrealist comedy-fantasy in the vein of Bedtime Stories mixed with Elf.

Star: Will Ferrell as Stephen Strange (a goofy doctor-turned-magician with lots of slapstick).

Wong: Possibly played by Ken Jeong.

Villains: Goofy but trippy — designed to be ride-friendly for Disney parks.

Director: Neal Brennan (comedian background).

Reception: Parents baffled, kids laughed — cult following later.



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🎶 Tone of the Universe

Lighter, PG or G ratings across the board (Marvel as Disney brand IP, not a teen/adult crossover).

Musical elements creep into several movies — Ortega and Disney Channel alums choreograph “action musicals.”

Campy humor dominates, with occasional slapstick (more like The Mask than Iron Man).

Tie-ins: Disney Channel crossovers, Radio Disney singles, and characters appearing at Disneyland alongside Mickey.



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🎢 Park Synergy

Deadpool becomes a wisecracking “meet & greet” character at Disney California Adventure.

Captain America: The Musical Spectacular stage show at EPCOT (a proto-Rogers: The Musical!).

Amazing Spider-Man Swing Show at Disney’s Hollywood Studios, with Drake Bell doing live appearances.



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⚖️ Reception

Critics call it too sanitized and “Saturday morning Marvel.”

Fans later dub it the “Disney Channel MCU.”

Cult following develops online, much like the alternate “Alex Cox Toy Story” timeline.

By mid-2010s, the push toward a darker MCU by Kevin Feige would’ve been nearly impossible — meaning the real MCU we know today never happens.



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