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This is a video of my favorite and what I think are the great quotes of Alfred Pennyworth in the video game Batman Arkham Origins. The quotes are in no particular order, no best to worst, just random mostly. Please like, comment and subscribe. If you don’t like it, I respect that. I hope you enjoy it.

Quotes:
1. 0:15
Alfred: I hope you will try to keep a low profile tonight, sir
Batman: Trust me. I’ll take out those assassins before they even know I’m there
Alfred: It’s not just that. If some curious child looks out to see who’s pattering across their rooftop, they’ll expect Santa Claus, not a black-clad, bat-creature

2. 0:33
Alfred: A question, sir, if I may? How did Waylon Jones come to be the way he is?
Batman: Atavism from the look of it. An unfortunate genetic mutation.
Alfred: Do you think the condition causes physical pain? Might explain his rage?
Batman: It goes deeper than that. Imagine growing up looking like he did. Children are cruel, Alfred
Alfred: So are adults, sir. All part of the ‘human condition,’ I suppose. We’ve a tendency to fear – often outright despise – that which is different. Ahh. But you already knew that

3. 1:04
Alfred: I’ve seen a rather large bat in the cave, sir. Do take care not to anger it
Batman: I wasn’t planning to
Alfred: Good. With everything occurring tonight, the last thing we need is a pest problem…
Batman: I’m sure it’s harmless, Alfred
Alfred: You haven’t seen the creature

4. 1:20
Alfred: Assassins, Sir? As in, more than one?
Batman: That’s right
Alfred: And you heard this from the mouth of a crocodile man?
Batman: His name is Killer Croc. And he’s already behind bars.
Alfred: Whoah… I pity his cell mate.

5. 1:34
Alfred: Even you must eat, sir
Batman: If you hadn’t called the police, he’d already be in custody
Alfred: You know I made a promise of my own – to your parents

6. 1:50
Alfred: Sir, I’ve highlighted a nearby manhole on your map. Those sewer tunnels lead directly under the GCPD
Batman: Good work, Alfred
Alfred: And Sir, do try to keep out of the uh… muck down there. Remember who has to clean your suit

7. 2:07
Alfred: Be careful passing through the library, Sir. Penguin’s men have infiltrated the entire manor
Batman: You keep out of harms way. No more heroics
Alfred: These animals don’t frighten me
Batman: Alfred…
Alfred: You’d better get to the wine cellar before I have to take on Penguin’s entire gang myself

8. 2:22
Alfred: Sir? If I might?
Batman: What is it, Alfred?
Alfred: You may wish to curb your… shall we say… evening dalliances.

9. 2:30
Alfred: Sir, I have those fire door codes you asked for.
Batman: O.K. I’ll call you when I’m at the door
Alfred: I also thought I’d let you know – hostages released have escaped. They’re telling tales of a hero who saved their lives
Batman: I’m not looking for praise, Alfred
Alfred: I figured you’d say that. Would it kill you to lighten up a bit, sir?

10. 2:50
Batman: Looking for your bat-friend?
Alfred: It’s just… I can find on precedent for the… King Bat, as I’ve taken to calling it.
Batman: The Philippines are home to some of the largest bats in the world.
Alfred: And how, pray tell, did one of them wind up here?
Batman: That’s a mystery I’ll have to solve another day

11. 3:06
Alfred: Sir – I may be stating the obvious here – but you do realize that since you and I are the only people who know the Batman’s true identity, those assassins will all fail their mandate if you’d just spend the evening here
Batman: They’ll put innocents to attract my attention. I can’t take that risk
Alfred: And you think it’s a better idea to just put yourself in their crosshairs?

12. 3:29
Alfred: I feel terrible, sir. I’d prepared such a lovely ham for you tonight. And now you’ll never have a chance to eat it
Batman: We can have it tomorrow
Alfred: It’s just not the same
Batman: Christmas Ham on Christmas morning isn’t exactly the end of the world
Alfred: I don’t know, sir. I’d say it’s pretty close

13. 3:47
Batman: Firefly. Burns out 90 percent of his body. Hmm… his obsession is going to be his end
Alfred: How unlike anyone I know

14. 3:56
Batman: Need anything, Alfred?
Alfred: Only for you to stay safe. I’ve done my best to keep the cave tidy, but with those bats circling above… There’s bound to be collateral damage. Do keep an eye out

15. 4:09
Alfred: It’s midnight, sir. Just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas.

16. 4:15
Batman: What’s wrong Alfred? You look upset
Alfred: Because I ‘am’ upset! I’d set out a roast chicken for you, but that damned bat took it. The whole thing! It returned later to deposit the bones. The nerve of that creature!
Batman: Strange. Meat’s not meant to be part of their diet.
Alfred: Wonderful. So now we’re playing host to a carnivorous megabat for which there exists no zoological record
Batman: Maybe you’ve discovered a new species?
Alfred: This is no laughing matter!
Batman: No if you say so

17. 4:41
Batman: Calls himself ‘Electrocutioner’
Alfred: Shocking