PKA 482 All Sports Cancelled, Monkey Raid

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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Kyle introduces the sponsors
0:00:30 - PKA reflects on the controversial Boogie episode last week
0:05:28 - Coronavirus talk: Hand sanitizer shortages & sports cancellations
0:11:20 - Video: Televangelists Kenith Copeland cures COVID-10 over the TV
0:18:36 - Coronavirus talk: Stock Markets, pandemic shutdowns & more
0:23:14 - Coronavirus talk: How the guys are affected by the outbreak
0:28:26 - Italy’s links to Wuhan, China & international responses to COVID-19
0:33:24 - Tom Hanks contracted COVID-19, cancelling sports & plague talk
0:44:50 - Kyle shows off his homemade spicy peanuts to the world
0:46:38 - How would the guys hide a USB stick in their house from the cops?
0:52:10 - Kyle’s dog Dak that absolutely despises him & sad doggo talk
0:53:22 - UFC’s Brian Ortega slaps a Korean translator over some trash talk
0:59:54 - Conor McGregor vs Khabib’s beef & brief return to Brian Ortega
1:03:38 - Video: Hundreds of monkeys storm central Thailand for food
1:06:16 - Flea infested petting zoos & Kyle’s experience of feeding camels & kangaroos
1:10:23 - The time Kyle got spooked by a mannequin in a house-clearing mission
1:14:50 - How do the guys feel about forced interrogation? (YouTube safe description)
1:18:20 - Ad read: ExpressVPN
1:19:42 - The greatest scene from Boardwalk Empire: Chalky White & his daddy’s tools
1:22:28 - Kyle found an awesome Russian mechanical restoration YouTube channel
1:29:19 - The best and worst parts about hibachi chefs & Kyle’s ethnic food preferences
1:38:06 - 300 (movie) talk: Were the 300 Spartans photoshopped? Leonidas vs Xerxes
1:42:19 - Stockpiling food & supplies for COVID-19 & more public shutdowns
1:52:57 - Milking cats and looking good in speedos (Meet the Parents movie talk)
1:55:06 - Was Tropic Thunder funny or overrated? (Woody debates Kyle & Taylor)
2:00:25 - Video: Robert Downey JR’s crazy method acting in behind the scenes footage
2:02:14 - How far will self-quarantines & working from home go to prevent COVID-19?
2:10:35 - Kyle shows off his preserved food stockpiles (bacon spam, sardines & more)
2:15:11 - Kyle’s poorly prison poops & Kyle foolishly eats sardines on the show
2:24:04 - The overabundance of rice and pasta & the shortage of toilet paper in stores
2:34:10 - Kyle and Taylor share their love of diet carbonated beverages & multivitamins
2:39:06 - The wild world of doomsday preparation
2:41:38 - Ad reads: SmartMouth & Postmates
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2:43:56 - Wings talk: The marriage is off, who is to blame? Wings vs troll talk
2:50:49 - Kyle and Woody’s fancy watches & Taylor’s caveman arms
2:54:58 - Video: Young kid hears parents getting it on and is traumatised
2:56:42 - Kyle is outraged that Taylor uses 5-in-1 shampoo and shower gels
3:00:20 - The time Kyle went into anaphylactic shock due to a banana
3:01:45 - Why The Princess Bride is one of the greatest movies of all time
3:05:59 - Escape from Tarkov talk: Stat cheesing and patch updates
3:15:02 - TV show/Movie talk: Dragged across concrete & Curb Your Enthusiasm
3:21:26 - Food talk: Rotisserie chicken, fish sticks & throwing up/getting hiccups
3:25:35 - The time Taylor had hiccups so bad he coughed up blood while drunk
3:30:45 - Coronavirus talk: UFC’s plans & the responsible way to handle the pandemic
3:35:04 - How COVID-19 has enlightened Woody to the US’ broken political systems
3:39:32 - What is the next step in the coronavirus outbreak (in the guys’ opinion)?
3:45:38 - Kyle recounts his awful stomach bugs from the FPSRussia days
3:50:13 - Alex Jones catches a DUI case in Texas & 100,000 Ohio COVID cases
3:52:15 - The issue with America’s private prison system & alternate PKA histories
3:55:09 - Lefty’s post-PKA career, Taylor’s myriad of accents & Woody’s audiobook voice
3:57:44 - Brief Wings talk and return to Kyle’s regrettable sardine stash (lots of food talk)
4:02:28 - Taylor and Kyle remember some of the funniest scenes from King of the Hill
4:05:23 - More Curb your Enthusiasm talk: Larry David and Orthodox Jews on ski lifts
4:07:46 - The time Joe Lauzon trolled Wings live on PKA
4:08:48 - Does this recent North Carolina incident prove Cops should have 24/7 body cams?
4:11:04 - Who has showered with the most men out of the PKA crew?
4:14:07 - Woody calls it a show