"Toilet paper pigs" (black sabbath war pigs parody) - Big Pete Montesano OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO

"In times of crisis" as my grandmother said earlier, It is important to be aware, but it's more important to make jokes about it because humor is the best cure. At least I think it is. I call this little musical number, "Toilet Paper pigs", parody of Black Sabbath's war pigs. I'm sure you've seen the one Ozzy meme going around, I basically stole that opening line and then rewrote the entire song while I was loitering in a gas station at 2 in the morning in Seneca falls. Enjoy you crazy tp hoarding bastards!

Lyrics:

People gathered in their masses,

To buy paper for their asses 

Stupid virus plots destruction,

Boomers hog TP consumption

In the isles the people fighting

As the boomers sit there wiping 

All this hatred in mankind

Just to wipe their own behinds 

Oh Lord yeah



Politicians hide themselves away

While the innocent struggling to wipe

Why don't we go out to fight 

For our shitty holes we got the right 



Pandemic spreads and fears set in

Clearing out the shelves for fun

The middle class suffer while the rich wipe clean

Wait 'till the sweet karma comes, yeah



Now in darkness world stops wiping

Shit stains in the clean laundry 

No more Wegmans has the paper

Hand of boomers struck the hour

Day of judgement, no one's wiping

In the bathroom children crying

Begging mercies for their ass

Wegmans has revenge at last 

Oh Lord yeah