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Elon Musk says we can put a man on Mars in 10 years, but the real question is: are the real estate agents already there? 🚀🏠

In this satirical short, we explore what happens when Mars colonization meets Earth's most persistent professionals—property agents who've somehow already printed glossy brochures for your future Red Planet studio cave. "Only 140 million miles from Earth! Perfect for remote workers!" they promise, while conveniently leaving out minor details like the seven-month commute to visit family, the constant radiation exposure, and those astronomical biodome HOA fees.

We're taking Elon's ambitious 10-year Mars timeline and imagining the hilariously bleak property listings that would follow. Forget granite countertops and walk-in closets—we're talking rustic charm (translation: literal dust and rocks), quiet neighbors (because there aren't any), and location, location, location... emphasis heavily on that last one.

If you've ever wondered what interplanetary real estate marketing would look like, or if you just need a laugh about humanity's cosmic ambitions meeting our very terrestrial obsession with property ownership, this is the short for you. Because if there's one thing we know about humans, it's that wherever we go—even 140 million miles away—someone's going to try to sell us an overpriced condo.

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