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Field Note #221 THE VACUUM

Welcome to Absurdly Alien, a continuing series of transmissions from extraterrestrial exchange students currently stationed on Earth.

Each recording is part of the Human Observation Program — a research initiative overseen by Mother Planet.
Some files were meant as official Field Notes.
Others are Accidental Broadcasts — leaks caused by equipment malfunctions, user error, or mild emotional distress.

Expect short, deadpan observations about human behavior: caffeine dependency, social rituals, disclosure conferences, T-shirt slogans, and the ongoing mystery of small talk.

This is not science fiction.
This is documentation with bad timing.

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🛰️ Department of Human Observation — Exchange Program 7B: Semester One / Earth.

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