Pocket full of c*m (PHub bought TikTok?, Saddest reddit page, Nut thief confessions) | Ep. 271

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We're fired up today. Michael explains why he actually had to cancel his NYC show, Trevor shares his research on the weirdest part of reddit, and a listener shares a story about sneaky c*m thieves. Plus Busta Rhymes is the best at head, Christopher Columbus was a piece of shit, and Dyson's really do be giving decent dome. PS If you're still reading this comment Jokey joke foot foot come come.
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Trev's tour dates:
Irvine, CA: Mar 28
Ontario, CA: Apr 4
Brea, CA: Apr 11
Long Beach, CA: Apr 25
San Francisco, CA: May 17-19
Tickets + more dates at https://www.trevorwallace.com

Michael's tour dates:
Portland, OR: Mar 29
Seattle, WA: Mar 30
Vancouver, BC: Mar 31
Niagra Falls, ON: Apr 12
Uncasville, CT: Apr 13
Tickets + more dates at https://www.blaucomedy.com

0:00 - Ass kegels, PHub Shorties, Busta Rhymes head
14:38 - Why NYC got cancelled, Seizing to 50 cent, Nightmare situation
32:18 - Miami of Ohio, Jeff Dunham's puppet pipedown, Can't ignore an eyepatch
42:21 - Trev's reddit investigation, Catfishmeplease, Loneliest way to JO
50:00 - GeGe's on vacation, Worst barista ever?
01:12:47 - Siphoning semen, Nut thief, D*ck down a Dyson
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