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Let's talk about the PHP "renaissance" that isn't happening. 💀
Yes, 40% of the web runs on PHP. WordPress, Facebook's backend, your company's crusty CMS from 2012.

But that's not a comeback—that's called being too expensive to replace. 🤷
PHP developers love to point at usage statistics like they prove something. They don't. They prove that migrating legacy systems costs money, and companies would rather pay you to maintain ancient code than rebuild from scratch.

You're not experiencing a renaissance. You're experiencing job security through technical debt.

The REALITY nobody wants to say out loud:
❌ Laravel is nice, but it's not bringing developers TO PHP
❌ Modern PHP is better, but nobody cares anymore
❌ WordPress dominance isn't a flex—it's inertia
❌ Your "PHP is actually good now" threads? Cope.

PHP didn't die. It just stopped being interesting. It's the Honda Civic of programming languages—reliable, boring, gets the job done, and nobody's excited about it.

And you know what? That's fine. Just stop pretending there's some cultural moment happening. There isn't.

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