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Being born a Pinta Island tortoise? Yeah… not ideal.
Imagine growing up on a remote volcanic island with no fresh water, no friends, and literally zero chances of dating — because you're the last of your kind.

In this video, we dive into the brutally sad (and weirdly relatable) story of Lonesome George, the world’s most famous tortoise bachelor. From invasive goats destroying his home, to failed romantic encounters, to dying alone and getting taxidermied — this is the wild, uncomfortable truth of what extinction looks like... in slow motion.

Expect dark humor, fun facts, and some existential dread (tortoise-style). 🐢💔

🔍 Topics Covered:

How humans doomed the Pinta Island tortoise

The tragic legacy of Lonesome George

Why goats are the worst

Tortoise dating problems

How to go extinct in style

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Would YOU survive as the last of your species?

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