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On the eve of the Uchiha massacre, I bound a god-tier system... that bugged out! Instead of Six Paths power, I got a 【Trillion HP Shield】. The compensation? Anyone who damages it gets a reward loot box, and I get a crit refund! Now, Konoha's gone nuts: Sasuke slashes me for 【Jade Sharingan】, Kakashi stabs me for rare novels, and Might Guy kicks me for a 【Kaido Body】! I, Uchiha Shusei, have become the village's favorite training dummy and the engine of its power creep. Tsunade's addicted to hitting me! This is the story of how one bug created the ultimate win-win... mostly for them.
The most hilarious and creative power system in fanfiction, where taking hits is the ultimate charity.
🛡️ Core Appeal: System Bug Comedy + Reward-Based “Combat” + Konoha-Wide Participation + Unintentional Benevolence.
👇 What's the weirdest “reward” you can imagine someone getting from punching this guy?

#SystemBug #PunchingBagMC #LootBoxEconomy #KonohaComedy #NarutoFanfic #CrackFic #Uchiha #Hilarious