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Spider-Man lands dramatically.

Pose.

Edna Mode appears.

She squints.

“…No.”

Peter:
“Is it the color?”

Edna walks in circles.

“The color is fine. The logic is not.”

She pulls the mask.

“Too stretchy.”

Peter:
“It’s for flexibility.”

Edna:
“Flexibility is not an excuse.”

She taps the chest.

“Why is this shiny?”

Peter:
“It’s nanotech.”

Edna gasps.

“Nanotech?”

Pause.

“Too much drama.”

She points at the cape-less back.

“At least you understood ONE thing.”

Peter smiles.

Edna zooms to the web shooters.

“These will jam.”

Peter:
“They’ve never—”

They jam.

Silence.

Edna nods.

“Predictable.”

She flips through designs.

“This one tears.”
“This one burns.”
“This one explodes.”

Peter:
“They’re from different universes.”

Edna stops.

“Different universe, same mistake.”

She leans in.

“Comfort?”

Peter:
“Sometimes itchy.”

Edna closes the book.

“Unacceptable.”

She snaps.

A new suit drops.

“No cape. Breathable. Fireproof. Bullet-resistant. Washable.”

Peter:
“Can I web swing?”

Edna:
“Obviously.”

Beat.

“And if it rips—”

Edna stares.

“It won’t.”

Peter whispers:
“She’s scarier than villains.”