I Punched My Teacher In The Ball Sack (1960)

In 1960, Randy And The Wrinklers came out with arguably the best song that year. I am of course talking about "I Punched My Teacher In The Ball Sack" This song went Gold that year. Randy with his Wrinklers rightfully won more Grammys than Ray Charles and Bob Newhart combined that single year.

LYRICS

[verse]
I had a nasty teacher, old as hell
Always gave me the fuss
At the end of class, sound of the bell
dunderhead gave me a cuss


[chorus]
I punched my teacher in the ball sack
He dropped the whole dang thing
Before he could launch a counterattack
shouted "kiss the ring"
I leaned back, and dodged a punch
gave him a whack, as I ate his lunch
Told him, go stop, riddle me this.
when you gonna retire, and call it quits.

[verse]
Everyone in P.E. held high esteem
As I realize their wildest dreams
Ole' Gus was there picking up his balls
As cheers were heard all through the halls
Nothin' dropped harder than that sack had
Until the next day at lunch I got him bad

[chorus]
I punched my teacher in the nut sack
He dropped the whole dang thing
Before he could launch a counterattack
shouted "kiss the ring"
I leaned back, and dodged a punch
gave him a whack, as I ate his lunch
Told him, go stop, riddle me this.
when you gonna retire, and call it quits.

[verse]
There they were, on the ground
Every cashew he had, could be found
I stayed the course, told him to shove it
As his anger peaked, to its highest summit
He said "that's it you're going to the principal"
Next thing I did was hardly forgivable

[chorus]
I punched my teacher in the [redacted]
No time to be attacked
Next I burned 'em off with chemicals
couldn't get 'em reattached
I leaned back, and dodged a punch
gave him a whack, as I ate his lunch
Told him, go stop, riddle me this.
when you gonna retire, and call it quits.