maple syrup party

Please be advised that the maple syrup party is not
insured. All party goers must BYOB and BYOD. However,
a thematically selected dinner will be provided. Please
also be advised that at parties such as these things can
get wild from time to time - and Sammy's Sugar Shack
Inc. will not be held responsible for any short term or
long term ailments caused by any sugar shacking activities
whether physical, emotional or otherwise. The only thing
that you can unexpect is the expected but you can
definitely expect the unexpected. As such, sleeping
arrangements will be limited. So, bring up a blow up
mattress or a sleeping bag. Tents are not advised, but
they are certainly encouraged. The party starts at 5:00,
and will probably never end and/or last for at least one
week. So, please ensure that your will and testament is
up to date. God bless, and we'll see you in the near
and not so distant future.