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Welcome to your life as a Praetorian Guard—the most powerful employee in Ancient Rome, and the most disposable.

Your job description says protect the emperor.
Your real job? Decide when he stops being worth protecting.

The Praetorian Guard wasn’t just an elite unit of Roman bodyguards. They were kingmakers, power brokers, and occasionally the reason the emperor didn’t make it through the week. When emperors fell, the Guard didn’t panic—they negotiated. They auctioned the throne, switched loyalties mid-crisis, and turned Roman politics into a pay-to-win system with swords.

In this episode of Chaotic History, you’re dropped directly into the role:
• Senators watching your reaction before finishing sentences
• Generals quietly recalculating their odds
• A brand-new emperor who knows exactly how the last one ended

Power in Rome wasn’t in the crown. It was in the hands holding the blades.

This isn’t a history lecture—it’s a workplace horror story. A fast, darkly funny look at how absolute power works when loyalty is optional, stability is expensive, and being indispensable is just the first step toward becoming a threat.

If you like:
– Ancient Rome explained without reverence
– Dark humor, political chaos, and historical side-eye
– “Your Life As…” immersive history stories
– ADHD-friendly pacing with zero fluff

You’re in the right place.

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