i am not your type

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i woke up in the city
hungover gross and gritty
i yawn aloud and turn my head
a vision of perfection
object of my obsession
is sleeping soundly in my bed

a goddess sound asleep
i gasp in disbelief
she keeps her eyes closed as she sighs
i'm really glad we met
you want me to make breakfast?
what kind of omelette would you like?

she says this feels good
somehow this feels right (i say)
baby you got lost
because
i am
not your
i am not your type

not the perfect girl
you've been looking for
find another
i know the kind you like and
i am not that kinda lover
i don't know what
it is you think you see
but what you want
you will not get with me

got girls like ghosts that haut you
get anything you want to
i'm sure i have nothing to give
i'm so out of your league im
not even in your sea
i think about the life we'd live

i'd fart when we're together
i won't wear high-heels ever
i cut off all my pretty hair
i have a beer obsession
i talk about oppression
your friends hate it and i don't care (still)

she says this feels good
somehow this feels right (i say)
baby you got lost
because
i am
not your
i am not your type

not the perfect girl
you've been looking for
find another
i know the kind you like and
i am not that kinda lover
i don't know what
it is you think you see
but what you want
you will not get with me

she is a model she was an actress
i am an artist. i am a feminist.
i see you pose with pretty girls on the internet
looks like your life is perrrrrrfect
without me your life is perrrrrfect.
i never will be perrrrrfect
perfect.

she stares at me too long
then laughs and says "you're wrong"
i feel her body much too close
she pulls me in to kiss me
all this to me a mystery
she is my prince and i'm the toad

not the perfect girl
you've been looking for
find another
i know the kind you like and
i am not that kinda lover
i don't know what
it is you think you see
but what you want
you will not get with me