Troll Sings A Song (Troll 2022 Monster Movie Parody)

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Thanks to KingHenryTheEtch for this one.

SPOTIFY LINK HERE - https://open.spotify.com/track/7aurRW...

Really enjoyed Troll, great fun! definitely worth a watch!

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Here's the lyrics -

TROLL SINGS A SONG

HOW DARE YOU DRILL A HIGHWAY THROUGH MY HOME
YOU'VE WOKEN ME UP AND NOW I'M ON THE ROAM
I'M KEEPING OUT OF THE SUN, OR I WILL TURN TO STONE
IT'S NOT A MOUNTAIN, IT'S A TROLL

WELCOME TO THE LIFE, OF A TROLL
OH I'M A HUNDRED FEET HIGH AND I'M A THOUSAND YEARS OLD
JUST LIKE THE BILLY GOATS GRUFF YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA GET TROLLED
UNLESS YOU PACK UP THOSE BAGS AND STOP DIGGING THOSE HOLES

TRIP TRAP ON THE BRIDGE OR THE MOUNTAIN TOP IT'S LIKE I'M MAXING FIVE STARS AND I JUST CAN'T BE CAUGHT
UNLOAD YOUR TANKS AND YOUR ARTILLERY AROUND THE CLOCK, BUT YOU CAN'T PENETRATE THIS SKIN I'LL SAY 'WELCOME TO THE ROCK'

I'M GONNA SNIFF WITH THIS NOSE, CAUGHT A WHIFF HERE WE GO I WILL BE SIPPING CHRISTIAN BLOOD JUST LIKE A GLASS OF BORDEAUX
FEE FI FO FUM TO THE CITY I GO, I WANT A FAMILY REUNION, BUT THEY'RE BONES!

HOW DARE YOU DRILL A HIGHWAY THROUGH MY HOME
YOU'VE WOKEN ME UP AND NOW I'M ON THE ROAM
I'M KEEPING OUT OF THE SUN, OR I WILL TURN TO STONE
IT'S NOT A MOUNTAIN, IT'S A TROLL

A HOLY MAN MAKES A STARTER DISH, YOU SHOOT A ROUND AND YOU MIGHT GET SQUISHED, A SINGLE STOMP WILL START A WHOLE SNOW DRIFT, DON'T HAVE A NAME BUT YOU CAN CALL ME CLIFF?!
OH THERE'S A TROLL ABOUT, HOW CAN YOU TELL? YOU'LL HEAR MIGHTY HOWL, AND SMELL A BAD SMELL, YOU PEOPLE THINK WE'RE EVIL BUT IT'S YOU WHO'S RAISING HELL IN FACT WE'RE PEACEFUL GIANT CREATURES WE SHOULD WIN THE NEXT NOBEL

I'LL STOMP AND I'LL CLOMP AND I'LL GRAB AND I'LL CHOMP I'MA TROLL NOT A OGRE DON'T LIVE IN NO SWAMP, AGAINST MY CAMOUFLAGE DETECTION WILL FLOP, I'LL MAKE YOU FUMBLE THAT SECURITY PROMPT!

HOW DARE YOU DRILL A HIGHWAY THROUGH MY HOME
YOU'VE WOKEN ME UP AND NOW I'M ON THE ROAM
I'M KEEPING OUT OF THE SUN, OR I WILL TURN TO STONE
IT'S NOT A MOUNTAIN, IT'S A TROLL
I'LL MAKE IT BACK TO MY HOME TOWN
I WILL GET BACK TO THE UNDERGROUND

SO WHEN THE DIAL ON THE SEISMOGRAPH GOES MAD YOU'VE GOT TO CONTEMPLATE A MOUNTAIN TROLL STROLLING INBOUND, THE SMELL WILL CATCH YOU OFF GUARD DAMN IT'S SO FOUL, IT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR DRILLING DEEP INTO THE OLD GROUND
I'LL GOBBLE YOUR PASTOR LIKE BOLOGNESE PASTA MAKE CRACKS IN THE EARTH LIKE I'M WALKING ON PLASTER I'M WILLING TO LISTEN BUT BEST BRING A LADDER IF NOT I'LL KEEP SMASHING A NATURAL DISASTER

HOW DARE YOU DRILL A HIGHWAY THROUGH MY HOME
YOU'VE WOKEN ME UP AND NOW I'M ON THE ROAM
I'M KEEPING OUT OF THE SUN, OR I WILL TURN TO STONE
IT'S NOT A MOUNTAIN, IT'S A TROLL
I'LL MAKE IT BACK TO MY HOME TOWN
I WILL GET BACK TO THE UNDERGROUND