Скачать или смотреть Haunted? Yes. Hungry? Always. Eastern State Penn and the Snallygaster? Absolutely.

Welcome back to the disaster you willingly subscribe to every week! Today we plunge headfirst into the cold, crumbling halls of Eastern State Penitentiary—home to echoes, hauntings, and one very stressed-out Al Capone, who slowly unraveled inside those stone walls after the Valentine’s Day Massacre. We also flap our way into the bizarre world of the Snallygaster, because why cover just one nightmare creature when you can have two?



But before we even make it to the spooky stuff, we derail in true fashion:

✨ Mini. Dance. Party. ✨

Because we’re getting Mexican food for lunch and nothing fuels chaos like nachos and tamales. Lauren passionately explains that medium-rare steak is the only correct life choice, while well-done steak is basically “why bother?” Then we spiral into how radish kimchi and napa cabbage kimchi are the elite kimchis… right before Lauren realizes she forgot to make her sushi eggs. Tragedy.



Midway through the episode, Mischa offers some premium Nori wrap ASMR (unintentionally, of course), and Lauren’s husband makes a dramatic appearance wielding NACHO SUPREMES like a culinary hero. Mischa immediately steals chips because she has absolutely no shame and also because she’s Mischa.



Hauntings, cryptids, nachos, kimchi, cats stealing snacks—just another perfectly normal episode with us.