Speedrunning the Geneva Convention in Warthunder

What's up, war criminals? Today, we're speedrunning the Geneva Convention in War Thunder! Watch me fumble through 10 games as the Soviet Union, trying to drop a nuke before I'm forced to face a culinary punishment. Will I pull off this "little innocent prank," or will my smooth brain betray me? Witness the chaos as I dodge Swedish public transport, fight LG fridges, and turn into a Goblin. Spoiler: I'm about as good at this as the UN is at peacekeeping missions.


Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
00:55 Game 1 - Sweden
02:36 Game 2 - Campania
04:27 Game 3 - Cargo port
07:35 Game 4 - Middle East
10:34 Game 5 - Ardennes
12:03 Game 6 - American Desert
15:03 Game 7 - Port Novorossiysk
16:52 Game 8 - Alaska
19:49 Game 9 - Spaceport
22:09 Game 10 - Poland