Trumpy Don

I wrote and recorded this today for my own amusement.

Planet Earth to Trumpy Don
Planet Earth to Trumpy Don
Take your ritalin and put your hairspray on
Planet Earth to Trumpy Don
Commencing countdown to armageddon
The systems broken and that’s why we’re stuck with you

This is Planet Earth to Trumpy Don
We really are dismayed
And we know all that you want is to get paid
Now it's time to leave we wish you could have stayed
This is Trumpy Don to Planet Earth
I'm stepping on the poor
And they’re dying in the most peculiar way
My fuel policies just took their breath away
For here
Am I shitting on a big fan
All across the world
Planet Earth was blue
But I’ll fuck it up for you

Though I can’t read any of these files
I’ll sign them even still
And I think I’m great though I’m a little slow
Tell my wife I love her live exotic shows
Planet Earth to Trumpy Don
You’re president, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Trumpy Don?
Can you hear us, Trumpy Don?
Can you hear us, Trumpy Don?
Can you "Here am I living in my own world
Woo, woo woo woo woo
I’ll fuck the world for you
If that’s what you let me do...