Boston Queen Of The Fake (the Hilaria Baldwin song)

This is a retelling of the Hilaria Baldwin story in musical form.

Hilaria Baldwin is a bizarre person from Boston who teaches fake exercises, has had many fake pregnancies and pretended to be Spanish. She is married to Alec Baldwin.

Lyrics:
Hilaria Baldwin, Oh the name she chose!
Faked a whole damn life, right down to her toes
Came from Boston town, but ditched that with glee
Invented a Spaniard, for all the world to see

Boston Queen of the Fake
In her plastic domain
Zero percent Spanish
A story washed down the drain
Hillary lies and her sponsors flee
Too many nannies support her baby spree

Pregnancies galore, a bump every year
But whispers arise, that something's not clear
Moonbumps and fillers, the rumors ignite
Is that baby real, or a carefully crafted sight?

Boston Queen of the Fake
In her plastic domain
Zero percent Spanish
A story washed down the drain
Hillary lies and her sponsors flee
Too many nannies support her baby spree

Downward dog with implants, that defy the laws
Of gravity and nature, with a sprinkle of applause
Exercise routines that never break a sweat
Just another facade, a life filled with regret

Boston Queen of the Fake
In her plastic domain
Zero percent Spanish
A story washed down the drain
Hillary lies and her sponsors flee
Too many nannies support her baby spree

Boston Queen of the Fake
Boston Queen of the Fake
Boston Queen of the Fake
Boston Queen of the Fake