Monta Ellis 39 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/17/2013)

I only ever made this one Monta Ellis highlight video. Since it was made during my first year of doing highlights, I was taking the "Buck" of "DownToBuck" more to heart, which must have caused me to relax my standards to make sure that Mr. Have It All would be represented on my channel. But I never even liked Ellis on the Bucks so I don't know why I would do that.


Despite being one abhorrent half of the abhorrent "chuck bros" (the other half being Brandon Jennings), it's still a surprise to me that Ellis was out of the league at age 31. No team even wanted him to have a small bench role? I don't believe it. The league is probably blackballing him because he have it all and they want to have some of it.

Original description below:
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QUICK QUIZ: which of these things does Monta Ellis have?

a.) Oral Herpes
b.) A college diploma
c.) It All
d.) $wag

Answer B is clearly incorrect, as Ellis came to the NBA straight out of high school. Answer A is plausible, given the volcanic appearance of his face, but unsubstantiated at this point. Answer D is almost right, but Ellis doesn’t actually have any $wag – he just thinks he has it (yes, there is a difference). The illusion of $wag does occasionally manifest itself into true $wag, as evidenced by him scoring 25 points in one quarter. Anyway, back to our quiz. Having eliminated all other options, answer C is the correct choice. Yep, that’s right folks.

Monta Ellis have it all.
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