Скачать или смотреть Don't Spend $90. Play This Instead.

Stop. Put the wallet away. You’ve spent a fortune on Christmas. The last thing you need is another $90 bill for a game you’ll play for 2 hours.

In this episode of The Naptime Audit, I’m showing you the ultimate "Holiday Survival Game." It respects your time, it runs perfectly on Steam Deck, and it has the one feature every parent dreams of: A Pause Button that actually works.

I’m also sharing my "2025 Cheat Code" for getting into Warframe without reading the Wiki...using AI to do the heavy lifting for you.

In This Video:
0:00 - The Wallet Defense (Stop Spending Money!)
1:20 - The "AI Cheat Code" for Busy Dads
2:10 - The Dad Audit: Can You Actually Pause?
3:13 - Steam Deck Performance ("The In-Law Protocol")
4:10 - The Verdict

Why Warframe fits the "Naptime" Lifestyle:
The Diaper Test: Solo mode creates a TRUE pause state (Most of the Time).
The Session Length: Run a mission in 5-10 minutes (coffee brewing time).
The Cost: $0. Save your money for diapers.

Join the Community: If you're a gamer dad trying to balance a hobby with a newborn, you're in the right place. The only grinding we do here is for coffee beans. ☕

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