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Doing Min Min's Classic Mode route.
"Congrats on your victory, noodle girl," Palutena said. "I'm assuming your route is about some obscure ARMS reference I wasn't allowed to look up. If so, congrats all the same." Chris sighed in the background.
"Xièxiè!" Min Min said.
"Now, I know your name is the same syllable repeated, but that doesn't mean you get a free pass making words."
"Palutena, she just said 'thank you' in Chinese. She's from China," Chris said.
"One of these days, Palutenese will be the ONE true language," Palutena muttered darkly.
"...I can talk in English, if that's what you're all wondering," Min Min said in a Chinese accent.
"Oh, good! Perhaps Chinese Palutena understands you, but not English Palutena. That makes things much easier."
"That joke right now won't translate well..." Chris muttered.
"So tell us about your outstanding victory beating up a like a seventh of the whole cast."
"Well! Where can I start?" Min Min said, looking happy. "My victory will only help boost clientele at my family's noodle shop. That's the only thing that matters to me. However, that may also boost the fanbase I've gathered since I first started being an ARMS fighter. That can be either good and bad."
"Tell me about it," Palutena said. "Fanbases bring out the worst in people here. Some fans have the gal to kidnap some of us sometimes, even. But it's fine, because we're almost always successful in not getting kidnapped."
"I...I have some concerns now," Min Min commented, Palutena's words worrying her.
"Oh, rest easy. Only Pichu ever gets kidnapped."
"Alright, enough of me being silent for this long!" Viridi piped up. "What's up with your arms being noodles? Can they get eaten?"
Min Min was glad to talk about something that wasn't about kidnappings. "My arms? No, they can't be eaten. They may look flimsy, but they're oddly stronger than a normal person's arms," she explained, brushing her noodle arms in their unstretched state. "That...hasn't stopped that Kirby creature from drooling my way. I get goosebumps. It's so bad I sometimes stay awake and compulsively see if he's not hiding in my room's closet."
"We all fear him when he gets like that," Chris said. The goddesses nodded, shrugging.
"Also, ugh, noodle soup? Isn't that unhealthy?" Viridi said. Then she shook a fist. "Not to mention MURDER on poor animals sacrificed to make them?!"
"Uh..." Min Min wasn't sure if she wanted to continue with that train of thought. In fact, even Palutena and Chris were a bit put off, not because of the contested moral, but because Viridi would no doubt start a bloodthirsty crusade in a second.
"...Ignore any mention of meat when she's around," Palutena said.
"HEY!" Viridi yelled.
"IGNORE MENTIONING MEAT!" Chris warned Min Min, who staggered at their hasty recommendations. Viridi folded her arms and pouted.
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