Meme Guide: Mirage III and Friends

Yes, this video is inspired by ManyMilesAway's "Salty Unicorn Reviews" series.

Yes, its a meme and not meant to be taken 100% seriously. Please dont type 10 paragraphs in the comments about how butthurt you are

Special thanks (and credit) to Vincent Moretto for the metal remix of Liberation of Gracemeria used in the Milan montage.

Special thanks (and credit) to GaMetal (Jonny Atma) for the metal remix of "Two Planets Approach the Roche Limit" used for the Kfir section.

Since some of the utter idiots at War Thunder top tier are too stupid to fly the Mirage and Kfir, and especially the premium Kfir Canard and rare Milan, here is a simple guide (full of memes). This video was originally intended for the Mirage III and Mirage 5 since they have no flares, but branched out to also include the Kfir, Milan, and Nesher. So, how have you been enjoying the AMRAAMs and R-77 in the new update?

Who even reads the description under a video anyways? You must be really bored.

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Chapters:
0:00 - Prologue
0:50 - Introduction
1:50 - History
8:35 - Chapter 1: Dangerous Dorito - Mirage III
16:35 - Chapter 2: Export Extraordinaire - Mirage 5
25:50 - Chapter 3: Lion in the Sand - Kfir
39:08 - Modifications
42:14 - Epilogue