Breath of the Wild - Confronting Ganon immediately without doing any Divine Beasts first

This took ages.

I'm sure other people have already done it (and done it better), but for my own posterity, I decided to see if I could defeat Ganon immediately after Impa first mentions him -- before any other story quests were completed. Also, naked, and with three heart containers.

Turns out that if you do this, all four of the Divine Beast bosses end up before Ganon, and you have to fight them all in a row*, and you also have to fight both Ganon forms *also in a row. Other than the Royal weapons during the Calamity fight, you don't get any chance to resupply. All of that also made it pretty difficult to practice against the later forms -- Thunderblight wrecked me over and over until I saw someone use this cheese strategy.

Sadly, the game doesn't seem to care that much that I did it. But I did it! Ganon has never looked so pathetic.