EXCUSE ME WHILE I QUICKSAVE - Skyrim Fan Song | The Roguelike Bard

What do we do in Skyrim when the NPCs get a little too annoying? We quicksave and go berserk, of course! In this fan song of Skyrim (just in time for Skyrim's Tenth Anniversary Edition!), we follow the Dragonborn as he hacks and slashes his way through the unsuspecting villagers of Whiterun. Excuse me while I quicksave!

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𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗠𝘆 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘀!

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𝗟𝘆𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘀
By the Nine, I'd say that was close
My life just about went up in smoke
A dragon just touched down in Helgen keep

Through bandits, trolls, and wolves that snarl
Gotta get this news down to the Jarl
No mountain, bluff, or cliff is too steep

But then I…

Walk up to the guard
And I tell him why I'm there
He says something bout a sweet roll
I really don't care

I walk into the door and a
Child wants to fight me
A guy asks bout the Cloud District
I tell him to bite me

Ever been to Belethors
I'd mentioned that I work there
I heard you the last three times
I'd rather fight a cave bear

Battle Bornes and Grey Manes
Why can't we behave?
Never mind me while I grab my sword and
Scuse me while I quicksave

And I just gotta blow off some steam
By taking a battle axe to Nazeem
My shouts send Nords and Redguards flyin
Pile up bodies and leave'em dyin

I just walked through the god damn door
I don't wanna hear your family lore
I'll send all of Whiterun to their grave, I swear
Now excuse me while I quick save

That was weird, I think I blacked out
In a prison cell, time to get out
Easy peasy, just got to reload

Pass the long-winded guy who's doing a preach
And make my way up to Dragonsreach
To deliver the news before I explode

But then I…

Walk into the hall
I'm accosted by an elf
And a wizard makes me do a quest
That he could do himself

A kid walks up behind me
Looking rather astute
He says "look, another wand'rer
Here to lick my father's boot"

Every guard within the quarters
Starts to joke and cajole
"Hey no lollygaggin"
"Guess somebody stole your sweet roll."

I feel something snap
My rationale begins to cave
I duck so they can't see me and
Excuse me while I quicksave

And I just gotta vent my rage
As I dismember the court mage
I send Kahjits and Bretons flyin
Pile up bodies and leave'em dyin

I just walked through the god damn door
I didn't come here to do your chores
I'll send all of Whiterun to their grave, I swear
Now excuse me while I quick save

And I just gotta blow off some steam
By taking a battle axe to Nazeem
My shouts send Nords and Redguards flyin
Pile up bodies and leave'em dyin

I just walked through the god damn door
I don't wanna hear your family lore
I'll send all of Whiterun to their grave, I swear
Now excuse me while I quicksave

And I just gotta escape this place
Cuz I've got a continent to erase
I'll send every elf and Daedra flyin
Laugh and walk away as the blood's still dryin

I just walked out the goddamn door
And now they'll feel the wrath of the Dragonborn
I'll send all of Skyrim to it's grave, I swear
Now excuse me while I quicksave

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𝗧𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗦𝗘𝗢

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