My Crocs (Parody of My Shot from Hamilton)

Music copyright Lin Manuel Miranda: Hamilton
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Lyrics:
I am not throwing away my Crocs
I am not throwing away my Crocs
Hey yo, people may think they are
dumb, tacky and ugly
but I’m not throwing away my Crocs

I’m ‘a get a pair with some hydraulics
I prob’ly shouldn’t brag, but dag, crocs is flawless
If ones scuffed bring’em over got the croc polish
My Crocs squeaking just to be heard
With every nerd, I acknowledge
They are tough in the rough, wear em in the garden
I beg your pardon I keeps it hip hop, ain’t no flip flops
Only seventeen but my crocs is older
Got fuzz lined when it gets colder, I shoulder
Every color clog, every existing croc
stay postin on my block, When they see me
They be looking at my socks
I love my crocs and Ill tell you why,
when I’ve gottem on my feet its like walkin in the sky
These are M-Y-C-R-O-C-S see they are the very best
shoe that will run comfortably
Meanwhile others need dr schools endlessly
Essentially jibitz are sold separately
And to buy some you don’t need to have a spending spree
I ain’t never gonna stop buying crocs you see
Crocs are the very best invention of this century
I’m happy, your feet say in parentheses
didn’t choose the Crocs life the Crocs life chose me
I will lay down in bed cause they’re so comfy
Eventually, you’ll see Crocs are Hole’y

Chorus

I dream of life without foot calluses
The uncomfortable shoes will lead to bruisis
bruisis how you say, how you say, bruises?
When I walk, I don’t walk with any excuses
With my crocs
In my crocs you can’t miss me
And with so many holes I call my crocs the swiss cheese
I’m joining the crocs family, cause it’s the new thing
Have you ever had shoes without any shoe strings
gonna get some crocs
But these aren’t just for fashion
I say just throw the strap back and you’re ready for action
Satisfaction attraction, crocin around the clock
Do you even rock, round with the crocs and socks
Get some more crocs
Geniuses what are you doin
You keep bragin like jerks and birks will be suin
I’m with you but the footwear got to go
Ya feet can’t just go with the flow
If you walk, walk with status quo
Fool, check what we got
Classic clog, light weight just like an astronaut
Offroad Sport, juggernaut
Swiftwater Leather jackpot
Check out this new pair I bought and here’s some food for thought
What are the odds the gods would make this brand an onslaught
Poppin’ yearly hundred millions, like it or not
I won’t stand the manufacturing of off branded counterfeits
Just give me a croc and I’ll show you how my shoe fits

Oh, am I squeakin’ to loud?
Sometimes they get a little slippery, and I fall down
But I never had a better shoe before
I’ll marry my crocs, I’ll make a vow
Let’s get these on the feet of a crowd

Chorus

Everybody sing, Ji-ji-jibitz
(Hey) Ji-i-bitz
(Wow) Ji-i-bitz Said, let ‘em hear (ya)
Let’s go Ji-ji-jibitz I said squeak’em to the payless
Ji-i-bitz said to the payless
Ji-i-bitz Come on, Come on lets go

Croc up
When you’re going to school you croc up
Tell your bother that he’s gotta croc up
Tell your sister that she’s gotta croc up
When you’re going to work, you croc up
When you’re going to a wedding, you croc up
When you’re gonna birth your child, you croc up
As soon as they come out of the womb they better croc up
Croc up

I imagine crocs so much they’re now my personality
Broken in breezily?
In the store, can they be bought easily?
And if I wear them out, will they just be feet shrubbery
Are they like sandals but more rubbery?
See I never thought I’d have more than twenty
Where I come from some don’t have any
Ask anybody why we choose and use spite the forecast
Such a blast, we have to make these shoes last, can’t you see
with that, Jibbitz are an accent for your movement
What all the dorkiest fools with something to prove wear
Birkenstocks oppose up, we take an honest stand
“Come as you are” that is our promised brand
And? If we wear with some dependence
Zat a guarantee of footwear for our descendents?
and will crocs we wear begin an endless cycle of comfort and joy to make your toes dance?
I know that wearing in the street isn’t clean
But jesus between the blue n green
I’ve got nineteen pristine (now)
Crocs need to handle their financial situation
Are we a nation of crocs, crocs are the crux of our nation
They’re simply shifting production to third parties overseas for making cause
Every croc, is a croc of creation
I’ll wear em un the snow in Chicago and you know
For the millionth time I’ll wear my crocs tomorrow

Chorus

(Not throwing away my crocs)
Were gonna croc up (time to get some crocs)
(Not throwing away my crocs)
Were gonna croc up (time to get some crocs)
Were gonna croc up, croc up
It’s time to get some crocs
Croc up, croc up, it’s time to get some crocs
Croc up, it’s time to get some crocs
Croc up, get some crocs, crocs, crocs, yo
It’s time to get some crocs, time to get some crocs
And I am not throwing away
Whatta say?
They are my Crocs
Crocs!