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💨【Jet-Bear's Odyssey: Fart-Powered Flight】🚀

🍇 Magic Fruit Rules:

1 berry = 1 fart 💨

1 bunch = fart chain 🔗

50 berries = volcanic flatulence 🌋

🐻 Catastrophic Experiment:

Stubborn bear eats 50 → Earthquake farts 🏔️💥

Canyon fall → Bear snores guiltlessly 😴

🚀 Genius (?) Rescue:

Tie bear as bio-rocket 🚀

Overfeed → Thrusters ignite 🔥

Banana exhaust brake 🍌✋

🌌 Space Mishap:

Excess thrust breaches atmosphere 🪐

Manual descent: "Release-clench" technique 🕹️

#DIYAstronautics #FlatulencePhysics #BearPayback
⚠️Warning: Don't try with household fruits
🤔 Scientific Inquiry:
👇 Your rescue approach?
A. Install bear fartometer 📊
B. Harvest methane for energy 💡
C. Make berry grenades 💣