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Anon is a 25-year-old Graphic Designer with a literal superpower: he can sleep through a jet engine. He thinks he is safe in his quiet apartment until he realizes his roommate, Maya, is a 5'2" freelance illustrator who hasn't entered REM sleep since the Obama administration. He thinks he is just being a good roommate during a heatwave—until he wakes up at 4:00 AM to find a "Victorian ghost" using his sternum as a mattress topper.

That was his first mistake.
Now, the "Insomniac Cryptid" has decided that Anon’s heartbeat is the only metronome that can shut her brain up. She picks his bedroom lock with a bobby pin when he tries to set boundaries, claims his chest as sovereign territory, and glares at him if he works past her "medication" time. Watch as a man who loved sleeping alone becomes a permanent structural support beam for a 5'2" goblin who decided that his heart wasn't just for beating, but for picking.

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