S̶͕͝p̶̈́͆o̷͓͗̕n̵͂͐ǵ̷̖̀e̴̼̕ ̷͉̐T̸͗h̷̋i̷̫͋n̶g̵ (Spongebob lost episode) (DO NOT WATCH OR YOU WILL DIE)

I found this episode on a strange tape in a dumpster. The tape had no label but had SPONGEBOB crudely written on it in sharpie. I called someone at Nickelodeon about it but as soon as I described the episode in hyper-realistic detail they broke down in tears and begged me to destroy the tape. Apparently, the episode aired on TV one time and one time only at 3:33 AM on 6/6/06 and is haunted. If you ask me the episode feels like a SpongeBob themed parody of The Thing made by someone who has never seen The Thing. The reason no one has heard about it is because everybody who has seen it died shortly after watching it. So, I did the most logical and responsible thing I could do and uploaded it online for the whole world to see.

Music list
The Dawn is Your Enemy – Adult Swim Bump
Altar of Pain – DOOM 64 OST
Soft Skin – LISA: The Painful OST
Blood for Sex – LISA: The Painful OST