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EVERYTHING IS BROKEN! 😱💥 Your 2025 Mercury Retrograde survival guide (in 15 seconds).
When your phone dies, ex texts, and WiFi quits… BLAME THIS! 🤷♂️🔮

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Mercury has gone retrograde! Yeah so the planet has gone stationary or is it stationery, who knows with dyslexia, I can't get anything right apart from this!

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Are you interested in taking a Stand Up Comedy Class online to get out of your comfort zone? I do this either one on one or in a group. It’s highly subsidized by my non profit so anyone anywhere can do this!

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Paula is a neurodivergent, lives in chronic pain warrior and empath comedian and non profit founder. She has a global presence having headlined at the Comedy Joint and around Thailand and been on line ups with Margaret Cho. Tiffany Haddish, Darrell Hammond for charity gigs. She has been in over 100 movies including the original Pirates of the Caribbean, heard her in all the Shrek movies, How to Train your Dragon series in addition to Bridgerton and many more. Her Stand Up performances include in Los Angeles at The Laugh Factory, Comedy Store, Comedy Chateau and performed all over the U.S. - House of Comedy, 3E’s et al.  Also gig’d in Sydney (Happy Endings, Sydney Comedy Club, and New Zealand. She loves to MC and her in addition to poking fun at the Americans (having lived there for over 20 years.)
Her comedy is family friendly, quirky with a unique perspective and outrageous act outs. She is also a meditation teacher and no drama mama 🙏🏻


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