Terry Donald "Fountain Of Love" 1984.

Terry Donald "Fountain Of Love" 1984.

Terry Donald, sweet and ultra sensitive, and known as the "nicest guy in smooth Jazz" by his peers, released his single "Fountain Of Love", to promote kindness for one another, and set up the Terry Donald Foundation For bullied children around the same time.
The foundation famously set up a public fundraiser event, Fairmount Park, Philadelphia, where Donald would play his latest material, including this single, and then laid on the grass while everyone threw money at his balls while he cried, for charity, and then there was free jelly and ice cream.
"The whole thing just moved me to tears" he would later say, about almost everything.

Lyrics

Ooh, yeah, ooh, ooh, oh

Lady will you take a walk with me,
There's somewhere I would like to go
There's a beautiful place, in the local park
Where there is something I would like to show, you

So come with me tonight
We can look into the stars above
Even though you fill my heart with love
I promise I won't try to feel you up, oh no girl
So let me show you the

Fountain of love (fountain of love mmm)
It's a place where I come to try to show women something
And so I hope they keep the liquid pumpin'
Forever, baby, oh
It's the fountain of love (fountain of love ooh)

Now lady,
I really want to make something clear to you right now
That when I talk about the fountain,
I'm really talking of actual fountains, the one at my local park,
It's a really nice fountain, and they keep it nice and clean,
You can throw in coins and make a wish, and sit around the edge and eat your lunch or just hang out when it's a nice day

And I wouldn't want you or anybody who listens to this song,
Think that the fountain, is a euphemism for my shlong
Because that would be so very wrong,
And would only go to prove how dirty everybody's mind is these days,
Oh but baby wait, hold on
I was only joking around and I actually was referring to my male penis, all along,
In fact that was the whole point of this song
Oh so baby will you take a look at this

Fountain of love (fountain of love mmm)
It's a place where I come to try to show my willy to my friends
And I always tell them never to pop a coin, down the end, to make a wish
Because when they do, it hurts me so much, so come and find your way around my,
Fountain of love (Fountain of love ooh)

Oh I could have made this song full of different innuendos about the male anatomy,
But out of all of them, I chose a fountain, because my shlong is like a mountain
And it honestly, keeps on squirting all the time
Oh I should hire myself out to local parks, that don't have any water features
I could lay out on the grass
And children would throw change at my balls, I hope their wish comes true, Ooh

Fountain of love (fountain of love)
Ooh yea baby
Fountain of love (fountain of love)
Mmm mmm mmm
Fountain of love (fountain of love)
Everybody come and bathe in my splendour
Fountain of love (fountain of love)
Fountain of love (fountain of love)
Fountain of love (fountain of love)

Oh,
My fountain of,

Love.