DSP's DISASTER Vet Visit RANT - Summarised

DSP is many things, but he has never been accused of being clever. In this episode we have rants at Street Fighter players coming in and disrupting his 'chill' viewer session by beating him, rants about taking Jasper to the vet (and almost being SCAMMED for a $350 bloodtest!) as well as your usual ranting at troll tippers for being a nuisance on the stream. RIP JASPER KITTY.

Time Stamps:
0:00 - Intro
0:54 - 6 Straight Weeks of Chill
1:27 - BEG SPEEDRUN (ANY%) WORLD RECORD
1:48 - All Tips Went to One Direction
1:55 - All Gifted Memberships Are Expiring
2:13 - Get Ready For VARIETY
2:27 - DSP NEEDS CONTRIBUTIONS
3:07 - Unnecessary Street Fighter 6 Recap
3:41 - Stream Derailed by ‘Trolls’ in Chat
4:07 - Back On Topic
4:21 - DERAILED AGAIN
4:49 - Phil’s Day Off FIASCO
5:01 - DoorDash Breakfast Ordeal
5:20 - Mobile Games
5:23 - Buying Used Hawaiian Shirts
5:45 - 41 YEAR OLD MEN SHOULD NOT WEAR T-SHIRTS
5:53 - DSP WILL NOT BUY PINK SUNGLASSES… URGH
5:58 - DISASTER Vet Trip
6:03 - “Jasper Kitty is Not Sick”
6:17 - Showed Up EARLY For Appointment and REFUSED Entry
6:56 - The Vet is LATE!
7:21 - Other People Are Being Seen Normally… WHY AREN’T WE? REEEEE?
7:37 - Jasper KIDNAPPED
7:52 - WAITING WAITING WAITING
8:04 - Vet Arrives (YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS WOMAN)
8:30 - SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHO JASPER IS!
8:34 - Has Jasper Ever Had Blood Tests? Vet Recommends He Should
8:52 - HOW MUCH?
9:02 - $350 VET SCAM BLOOD TEST
9:20 - We Don’t Even Know If This Woman IS THE VET
9:38 - 90 Minute Waiting
9:43 - Last Year Was Amazing
9:50 - Kat Crying in The Vet
10:03 - Vet Tech Gives Advice on Anti-Air GETS BANNED
10:18 - NO ONE TOLD ME ANYTHING!
10:31 - A TON of Paperwork
10:39 - The Vet says PRE-STREAM is Extremely Boring
10:47 - NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN ANY MORE
11:03 - DSP Doesn’t Want to Read
11:22 - WE ARE NOT GOING BACK TO THIS VET
12:09 - “THE ENTITLEMENT” RANT
12:28 - The Darksyde of Machinima
12:46 - Game Pass Price Increase (Please Tip)
13:08 - Overnight Tip From (YOU GUESSED IT) GameTrekker
13:31 - Jayde Gets BANNED
13:53 - MORE BANNING
14:44 - Kat The Professional Chef

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