Скачать или смотреть Mandatory Contributions (Lil Pig Mix) [prod. bloom x Joe Leytrick]

Original song by LudwigWorldOrder (The biggest of ups) :
   • 🎵 Mandatory Contributions 🎵  

Acapella here:
   • 🎵 Mandatory Contributions 🎵 (Instrumental ...  

Instrumental by bloom & Joe Leytrick:
   • Alternative Rock x Grunge x Lil Peep Type ...  
https://bsta.rs/0c27b43be

Lyrics:

All employees!
Hello!
Never forget, contributions are not mandator-er, oops!
Excuse me, boy did I screw that one up.
Contributions are mandatory! (Obviously)
Ack ack ack!
What is up everyone? I'm once again requesting funds
More like, requiring, or else pay pigs (chik chik) maybe dying! (gasp!)
Hold up, wait a minute! Who is that? Ack ack ack.
Ludwig the Detractor's back on the track list
Mods ban his ass! (blast)
Put him to the blacklist, the "never coming back" list
Anyway Back to the fact you gotta gimme a little time
to file lies right to the government
blindside the irs with a silly little crime
to write off microtransactions, pretending they're very neccessary business expenses.
(Chorus)
So, get that ass conditioned, simp, then consider tipping every single penne in your possession
Even if you can't (ree! money!)
Even if you can't
(I demand it hand me mandatory contributions)
Get that ass up out of your wheelchair
get your wallet out, take a dollar out
then give me the rest, of that now
for a vest, and hat. wow.
(End of Chorus)
And by the way,
put on a shirt tie get to work
work your ass off, harder than my wife gets looking up pewdiepie's net worth
These pay to win mechanics don't pay for themselves
So sell everything, let's see
Timboslice, third time's a charm
Max out, buy in
Back taxes, cat snacks, doordash deductions
combined function like a ginormous supervillain origin
This house (click)
(house or a condo?)
Uh oh!
(hello?) (click)
So this mature adult house
is like a base of operations
Complete with Playstation, crappy laptop, the switch and cat shit
There's no A/C, this is a stream that needs probably three
Dumbfuck cucks dropping a hundred bucks, and Kat agrees with me
[Kat rapping section]
What do you want now, bitch?
Get me the fuck outta here, shit!
I don't get to have a Twitter,
I hate my frikken job,
it's annoying as shit!
(no but really?)
Pussy!
(what?!)
I had to say it, fuck this guy
what the fuck did I do
(help!)
Stupid dude, I don't give a hoot!
Back taxes, cat snacks, doordash deductions
combined function like a ginormous supervillain origin
Specifically the twisted sociopathic megalomaniac
running arcade machines like a huge torture chamber
filled with mutants!
But this stream
Instead of Wolverine
It's a dozen dented Derichs and their parents are related
AVGN, created, the fanbase, I cultivated
Into a small cult that's gayer than AIDS.
(Repeat Chorus)
I did nothing wrong, it's been tough.
Begging you to hold my hand and pay for stuff, yes you.
I need tho-that money, I really do.
There's no more choice, I'm no longer asking.
Sacrifice like Jesus Christ while I'm more like the Michael Vick of cripple fights, alright?
First thing I'd like to note, we missed the goal tonight.
I'm overdrafted again on my dinner order, it sucks.
What I'll say is thus, maybe I'll drive this bus
into Twitch's headquarters, bust an explosive nut,
then be known as the Uni-snorter.
(snort boom)