B*tches Do Dishes (1978)

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This funk single by "Thurgood Jenkins and The Custodians" was a smash hit all across the USA, from Hell's Kitchen to Spatula City and beyond. Thurgood had two part time jobs to help make ends meet, one job as a janitor and one as a dishwasher. After a long day of work, the very last thing Thurgood wanted to do was wash dishes.

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Dinner is over but your still not done
I see these plates and cups stacking up
You better finish all of your work
or dessert is really gonna hurt

[Chorus 1]
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
(Do the dishes) B*tch do the dishes
In this kitchen (In this kitchen)
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes

[Verse 2]
Baby I'm trying to eat this pork
But I can't even find one clean fork
If you don't make it clean and spiffy
I'll take your a** to spatula city

[Chorus 2]
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
(Do the dishes) B*tch do the dishes
In this kitchen (In this kitchen)
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes

[Verse 3]
Step one hold your tongue and grab a sponge
Step two you grab a mop and a broom
Don't stop til the kitchen is spotless
I expect you to do it topless

[Chorus 3]
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
(Do the dishes) B*tch do the dishes
In this kitchen (In this kitchen)
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes