DutchWare BONDED XENON tarp review. I got sick and accidentally left the tarp up for 36 days!!!

DUTCHWARE BONDED ZENON TARP - QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS:
Q: Why did you tarp test for 36 days?
A: I was scheduled to go on a multi day Catskills trip, I was detoured with covid pneumonia. spoiler alert, I sorta survived...

Q: WHY IS THERE A PITCHFORK?
A: I was using it to hold a camera, don't judge me, I was feeling really poorly...

Q: How many dogs are there barking?
A: One Cane Corso, a PIT BULL and something like 3,000 other neighborhood dogs I guess, so its kinda loud.

Q: WHAT are the TARP SPECS?
A: I'm a GILLMAN! A swamp creature, a caveman. I pack ultra heavy for ultra fun . But this tarp is super lightweight ! PLEASE GO TO THE DUTCHWARE WEB PAGE FOR FULL SPECS. I can tell you it was super lite! Made my winter dream tarp feel like a boat anchor.

Q: What kinda weather went on during those 36 days?
A: EVERYTHING, rain-snow-ice and a microburst supercell that destroyed a bunch of trees in the area. I'm surprised the tarp didn't get punctured. There was branches everywhere!

Q: WHEN THE TARP lost the one stake, did it destroy the tarp?
A: Oddly somehow the tarp blew around like a sail. The stake that pulled from the ground stayed on the guy line. The stake flew around for days, the stake impacted the tarp multiple times but did not damage anything. I was pretty scared when I saw that tarp imitating a sailboat in high winds! I was severely ill, there was nothing I could do, I wasn't home for a portion of this tarp hang.

Q: Do I know how to edit videos?
A: NOPE, i'm just having fun and sharing positivity !!!!! I'm sorry for the heavy breathing. At the time of posting this video I'm glad to report IM ALIVE. I still have some work to do and there are some lasting effects but I'll take it.

I highly recommend this tarp, I think I shall get another one for my daughter :)

PEACE !!!!! JAY CREATURE