Rampage

I still stay up Wednesday night
Feel blue on Thursday
I need to find a girl
That I can sneak past mommy
Someone who'll fill the void left
By all those AEW- less nights
So here's my new ambition:

I just want a girl
Who is more than just a flirt
I just want a girl
In a large Young Bucks T- shirt
Someone who won't mind
If I call her Dave Meltzer and scream
'Five Stars!' as I do her from behind, yeah

But now CM Punk's back
And I don't have the time
For a woman anymore
Missing out would be a crime
So watch me now as I go back down
Into the basement, mommy

Rampage
Giving guys without a girlfriend
A brand new reason to look forward to the weekend
No need to feel so low
Just watch Rampage and build that demo

CM Punk's legit
He did fights in UFC
He may have lost them all,
but that was a conspiracy
Dana and Vince put him against championship material straight away
Just to bring us down, mom

Daniel Bryan's here
He's one concussion away
From eating through a straw,
But I'll watch him anyway
So do that diving headbutt to the floor
And I'll cheer you on

I believe Tony Khan will save wrestling
I believe Cody Rhodes will end racism
And I know that Kenny Omega still makes me hard
When he's on

Rampage
Giving guys without a girlfriend
A brand new reason to look forward to the weekend
No need to feel so low
Just watch Rampage and build that demo

Have you ever kept it hidden
That when you are on your own,
You sneak into the bathroom to watch Smackdown
On your phone

Have you ever admitted
Your celibacy is involuntary
Have you ever been down,
But picked yourself up for:

Rampage
Giving guys without a girlfriend
A brand new reason to look forward to the weekend
No need to feel so low
Just watch Rampage and build that demo