Скачать или смотреть The Real Ol' Blue Eyes (Frank Sinatra Pre-make of Eminem)

Y'all act like you've never seen a ratpack show before
Suffragettes laid out on the floor as JFK, and Marilyn burst in the door
He starts whoopin' her ass worse than Norma Jean before
They divorced for throwin' her over furniture
It's the return of the Oh, wait, you're kidding
He didn't just say he was at the grassy knoll did he?"
And Sammy Davies said
Nothing, you idiots, Sammy's Dead, he swims with the fishes
Feminist women love ol' blue eyes
God Damn Frank, I'm sick of him
Look at him, full of misogyny and
Not sporting a hanky!, Yeah, but I'm really f**king manly though
I got lucky the mob decided not to bump me, hey,
I don't what to do with all my spare tuxedos
Sometimes I wanna be on the silver screen and let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Laurel and Hardy to act like two god damn idiots
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
That's another fine mess Stanley you dumb prick!
And that's the message we present to those teenagers
And expect them not to know what Dr's Tobacco is
Of course, they gonna know what Lucky Strike is
they've been working since turned age five and got a wireless radio, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals
Well, there's Russians and the Chinese to
But if we can win a war with Nazis and prevent genocide
no reason why a man and another man can't be husband and wife in 1945
But if it's too early in the century I got the antidote, well not for the Aids yet,
Women, draw on your pantyhose, now quick run to the bomb shelter, lets go go go!

I'm Frank Sinatra, yes, I'm the real Ol' Blue Eyes,
all you other crooners are just imitating
So won't Ol' Blue Eyes please stand up
(Please stand up)
won't the real Ol' Blue Eyes please stand up!
(Please stand up)

Dean Martin don't swear in any of his shows to sell out theatres
Well, I'm Frankie and I f**king do it my way
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
I've already got 11, I've not got the room, dont believe me, google it in the future!
"But Frank, what if you win? wouldn't it be nice to have 12?"
But I already told you that I'd run out of shelves
and you sit me here next to Judy Garland?
Yo, shit, it's Mickey Rooney please fucking switch me chairs
I want to sit next to Elvis Presley and Burt Bacharach
And hear 'em argue over which one first got to feel her rack,
Lil bitch tossed off Mickey Rooney while coming on to me
he came quite fast, but in fairness he's married to a frigid spinster
I felt most sorry for Toto who looked away in shame and thought about the rains over africa to distract himself
(i miss the rains)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups on Vaudeville who want to be paid,
Then theres that Shirley Temple!
You turn me down again c**t you'll end up in a shallow grave

there's about 27 fellas in Chicago just like me
Who drink neat scotch like me, who just don't give a f**k about misogyny like me
Who dress like me, walk, talk and sorta croon like me
It might be the next best thing, in chicago, but not quite me,
and there's no way you simply cant beat my misogyny
because....

I'm Frank Sinatra, yes, I'm the real Ol' Blue Eyes,
all you other crooners are just imitating
So won't ol' Blue Eyes please stand up
(Please stand up)
won't the real Ol' Blue Eyes please stand up!
(Please stand up)

I just feel like you'd be a damn head f**k to listen to sugar tits?
I'm sure you joke like this while you're sat alone in your living room,
our difference is I've had the whiskeys to just say it without really realising what Im saying, but ive got the balls to just say it my way
Yes I'm Frank Sinatra!
I dont sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and croon it
And whether people like to admit it
I just get up there and entertain
Better than 99 percent of those working mens clubs performers out there, but I wonder,
Why do the broads all pass out while I sing? Am I a sedative?
No, Its actually an overstimulation, and now I'm 50
It's kinda funny,
when I'm at charitable events I'm the only person in the nursin' home flirting
Pinchin' nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jerkins, jerkins being this new yummy candy!
And I'm jerkin, but a whole bag of that stuff and some Opium isn't working
And every single person has a Rat packer lurkin'
He could be working at that new drive through burger place, crooning to your onion rings
Or in the parkin' lot, circling, screaming, "I'm stood up!" on his bicycle,
Or that guy could just be out today on day release!
So will the real Frank Sinatra please stand up
put one of those fingers on each hand up! But I won't use my fingers, I'll stick up two thumbs to use when alone with the wives of some of my chums!

I'm Frank Sinatra, yes, I'm the Ol' Blue Eyes,
all you other crooners are just imitating
So won't Ol' Blue Eyes please stand up
(Please stand up)
won't the real Ol' Blue Eyes please stand up!
(Please stand up)

Yes I'm Frank Sinatra, Ol' Blue Eyes, there's no debating
If you're looking for better, a long time you'll be waiting
I'm the real Ol' Blue Eyes standing up!
Oh Yeah!

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