Restroom Blues (Lost Blues Song 1935)

Never wait until the last second. Run to the toilet!

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Lyrics:
[Verse]
I tapped my toes in rhythm, but my mind was shouting, "Quick!"
With a pressure building swiftly, my composure's quite the trick
Then I dashed to the loo, with a hope so out of sight
But it seems my dear colleague, took a nap from day to night

[Verse 2]
So, I knocked upon the door with urgency in tow
For the clock was not my ally; oh, it moved so slow
"Hey buddy, can't you hear me? We've got a crisis, friend!"
But the only sound was silence, and my patience did suspend

[Chorus]
Oh, the restroom blues, it’s a tale of sheer despair
When you're stuck outside and you’re dancing everywhere
The restroom blues, oh it’s more than you can bear
And you're praying, hoping, wishing, though you know it's quite unfair

[Verse 3]
My foot kept on tapping, my knees began to shake
Thoughts of waterfalls and rivers, 'bout made my poor heart ache
Imagination running wild, with torrents in my mind
I was getting near the tipping, oh trouble I did find

[Bridge]
Suddenly a burst, of the door’s godly creak
Saving grace, I'd thought, but fate was pretty bleak
To my horror and to my shame, too late I had found
The flood gates had opened, while my pal still snored sound

[Chorus]
Oh, the restroom blues, it’s a tale of sheer despair
When you've wetted your best trousers, folks are giving you a glare
The restroom blues, now my secret laid so bare
And my dignity, disappearing, with the scent upon the air