Four-Gate You - (Parody of "F*** You" by Cee-Lo Green) - Lyrics by Redditor Aurorous!

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Lyrics:

Chorus

I see you morphing your drone
for an early hatch and I'm like,
fourgate you!
(he QQs)
Then I play a toss
in a mirror match I'm like,
fourgate you!
And he fourgates me too!
But he don't scout my proxy, leaves without GG,
Ha, ain't that a ragequit?
(Ain't that a ragequit)
A Terran's up next,
I do what I do best
with a "Fourgate you"!
(he QQs)

Verse One

I just get losses, teching to colossus
and I don't need that to flatten 'em
4 warpgate, is the way brotosses
can make their way to platinum.
I pity the Nooooooooobs
Who can't play Starcraft 2, yeah
(Looks like I'm the game-winner)
Well
(Just 'cause I'm an all-inner)
Oooooooo, I've got some news for you
you really need to work on your macro.

(chorus)

Verse Two

Each game, I play the exact same
Set hotkeys good luck have fun
By 26 food, I'm killing ur doods
and wait for the good game, well won.
I pity the Nooooooooobs
Who can't play Starcraft 2, yeah
(Looks like I'm the game-winner)
Well
(Just 'cause I'm an all-inner)
Oooooooo, I've got some news for you
you aughta read up on the metagame.

(chorus)

Bridge

But now that I'm in diamond I suddenly am failing so bad
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
People keep on rolling me, I'm losing ladder points that I had
(I had, I had, I had)
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!
Whhhy? I keep trying!
It's all I can do! Ooh!

Chorus Redux

I see your speedlings surround
my proxy probe
But I still
fourgate you!
(then I lose)
Cloaked banshees kill
all of my snowglobes, and I still
fourgate you!
But the fourgates lose!
A drop snipes my core, I hit alt+f4
Ain't that a ragequit?
(Ain't that a ragequit)
So I try a new strat
in a PvP match
he's like "Fourgate you"!
(then I lose)